The Stoolie

May 5, 2008

The Guru Assassin
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I hate to start this site off a wrong foot, but I actually like Jonny Andrews, The Guru Assassin.

Actually, I had never even heard of Jonny Andrews until a few weeks ago. I got something in my e-mail about this Guru Assassin guy. I thought, “Here we go again”. I don’t remember where I heard it. Obviously some promotion that one of these Internet gurus was sending. I get so much of that crap, I usually ignore it, but this one caught my attention, so I clicked the link.

I don’t even remember the first thing I got from Jonny. Some video of some sort. Oh I remember now. It was the 58 minute coaching call with some guy named Ken or Kevin or something like that.

Anyway, I signed up for his mailing list and started getting all kinds of cool stuff. I even got his e-mail address. How often does that happen? Most gurus to out of their way to hide themselves. (I know, look who’s talking)

Looking at all the free stuff that Jonny sent, I see two MP3s and two PDF’s. Plus the videos on his site That’s a lot of information for nothing. I figured that if he is sending this kind of information for free. imagine what you can get if you actually paid for it. So I did.

I’m looking at the area 51 right this minute, which is the guru assassin’s membership area. And I can see 23 different folders contained within five modules

There are videos, PDF’s, and even swipe files. He also has a discussion forum where you can ask any question and get it answered. If you’ve ever looked for a mentor to take your hand and guide you step by step along the way, Jonny is the guy to do it.

You’re probably waiting for me to say something negative, some sort of disclaimer. Okay here it is. He could use a new hairstylist. I just watched his intro video again and he doesn’t look anything like he sounds. Check it out here: The Guru Assassin

Okay, moving on. After paying my dues and downloading all the stuff from area 51, I started wondering, “Now what?”

It’s easy for the unscrupulous to feel that they can pay the membership, download everything, and cancel, but in doing that, you would be losing out on the most valuable part, his time. And he says there is a lot more to come.

I realized that the hand-holding alone was worth well more than the membership. How often have you ever felt that you really needed help and had no one to turn to? 99% of the time, once a guru gets your money, he disappears. I know because it’s happened to me dozens of times.

Now I have the forum and I have his email address. Shoot, I even have his phone number, although I haven’t had the pleasure of using it, yet. Try asking one of the other gurus for their phone number. Good luck!

I would say that The Guru Assassin is mostly for the newbie to the intermediate, although even the advanced marketer could learn something. I’m not a newbie, but he has already taught me some things that I never knew.

My Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars.

Click here for The Guru Assassin

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